Diary of a drunken mick in japland

a few pics from a night out

me “cooking”

the end of the night drunk on some doorstep

Heres the lovely Yokohama where we live ( or just 4 train stops away )

heres the view from the big wheel

and me about to shit my pants like the big nancy boy I am

Just some random pics

A new Japanese game where you walk a dog!!!!! Isnt that great paying to pretend to walk a dog ,what s next virtual take a shit.

A pachinko ( gambling ) shop that says ” welcome to the plesure just enjoy doing ” - thats some quality japlish

and the father in law

I dont know what these girls are thinking but they look oompa loompa drag queens to me

We took a nice trip up the mountians to see some monkeys get abused with sticks and enjoy the calm of temples in the countryside.

this bint had the poor blighters so afraid of the whip she counldnt move without them flinching

Heres some more well behaved monkeys

and a picture of inside a temple I was not allowed take

What makes it worse is the look on my face ” sure I love to shit half my body weight out my ass for the next week”

The effects were immediate as when I left the restaurant I treid to put the moves on some hottie - lucky Yui didnt see me

Then I started to see things here is Yui and her mother

Overcome by the gayness of it all

Only two days old and fresh as fuck. A little bit crunchy ( due to his tiny baby rabbit bones) but jsut melt in the mouth tender.

“Yo I’ll tell what I want, what I really really want.

So tell me what you want, what you really really want”

Yui said she didnt get it because of the spice girls but would ANYBODY believe that?